Harry Champion, that famous cockney comedian, delights us with more of
his songs. His final (and complete) version of Any Old Iron
starts the proceedings. His topics include many tales about trousers -
darning them, losing them, and keeping your wife out of the pockets.
Difficulties with a coconut also feature.
To complete the entertainment, Harry visits a
marriage agency in Any Old Thing will do whilst in My
Wife's Sister's Pussy Cat the cat rapidly loses his nine
lives. Great delivery at breakneck speed.
Track Listing
Any Old Iron? (Full 1940 version)
Father looked Funny I see you've got your old Brown Hat on Mr Knick
Knock Down came the Blind Robin Redbreast A natty little patch
behind The Old High Hat that I was married in I was holding my
Coconut I shan't mend your waistcoat any more Timothy let's have a
look Red White and Blue Brown, Brown, sit down Keep your hands in
your trousers pockets Nan, Nan, Nan The Girl with the Golden Hair
How are you Mother? It's cold without your trousers Aunt Tilly
Taters Beaver (Here comes old Beaver) Have you paid the rent? In my
old white spats I want meat Out went the Gas My Wife's Sister's
Pussy Cat Any Old thing will do